When I wake up on my birthday:

laugh-addict:

What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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jadeharleyismywaifu:

You say Lady Gaga, I say Pizza Kids

You say Hannah Montana, I say Pizza Kids

You say Owl City, I say Pizza Kids

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Pizza Kids

You say Justin Bieber, I say Pizza Kids

You say Taylor Swift, I say Pizza Kids

95% of kids today listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you’re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it into the comments. Don’t let the spirit of Pizzacore die!

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tveits:

does you know who i be

does you listen to music

do you watch tv

DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX

Bella and Jacob.

But I’ll never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my eyes and try to see something else. Ask Quil or Embry. It drives them all crazy.